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Post by Turk on Mar 6, 2010 12:23:29 GMT -5
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Post by Turk on Mar 6, 2010 12:28:30 GMT -5
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Post by Turk on Mar 6, 2010 13:14:53 GMT -5
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Post by Turk on Mar 6, 2010 13:15:31 GMT -5
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Post by Turk on Mar 6, 2010 13:17:43 GMT -5
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Post by dolphie on Mar 6, 2010 13:53:58 GMT -5
Great cartoons, Turk.
You are on your way to competing with the Master of Cartoons - Jack.
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Post by Turk on Mar 6, 2010 14:47:17 GMT -5
Great cartoons, Turk. You are on your way to competing with the Master of Cartoons - Jack. Thanks but I’m not worthy to be in such esteemed company.
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Post by Turk on Mar 6, 2010 14:47:58 GMT -5
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Post by cemilne on Mar 11, 2010 0:45:02 GMT -5
The last four letters in American.........I Can
The last four letters in Republican.......I Can The last four letters in Democrats........Rats End of Lesson!
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Post by dolphie on Mar 13, 2010 23:21:54 GMT -5
Tutorial on Bats
Our planet is populated with plenty of bizarre and astonishing creatures.
Here are three from the Bat Family ..... without the need for resorting to fiction. Sucker Footed Bat Red Winged Fruit Bat Left Winged Ding Bat Compliments of Johng ....
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Post by dolphie on Mar 24, 2010 20:44:54 GMT -5
TRAGEDY
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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Post by dolphie on Mar 26, 2010 13:41:09 GMT -5
THE QUALIFICATIONS: In a Purdue University government class, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple, the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it all in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section.. ?" Yep, these are the same 18-year-olds that just elected the new President of the United States. Now we know why..... And don't forget, "They walk among us and reproduce!"
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Post by Tired in CV on Apr 12, 2010 23:10:18 GMT -5
Obama's Doctors appointment
Barack got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.
In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over, he called his doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.
Barack drank the concoction and said,
"That tasted like bullsh*t!"
"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."
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Post by dolphie on Apr 13, 2010 0:52:08 GMT -5
Obama's Doctors appointmentBarack got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head. In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over, he called his doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all. Barack drank the concoction and said, "That tasted like bullsh*t!" "It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."
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Post by Turk on Apr 13, 2010 11:01:30 GMT -5
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd you do?" "First Place!" said Snow White. They continue walking and they see another sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First place", answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking and see yet another sign: "Contest, Who is the greatest liar in the world?" "I'm entering", says Pinocchio. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked."Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio
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