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Post by itsallsurreal on Nov 20, 2009 19:37:53 GMT -5
Yeah my friend sent that to me. Got a huge kick out of it.
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Post by Jack on Nov 21, 2009 16:15:35 GMT -5
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Post by johng on Nov 23, 2009 16:54:03 GMT -5
To the Malignant Boob but the Tumor is in the WH.
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Post by dolphie on Nov 24, 2009 12:45:03 GMT -5
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers.
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Post by EscapeHatch on Nov 24, 2009 19:57:00 GMT -5
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. I thought I read somewhere that Obama had papers, too. Zig Zag, I believe.
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Post by dolphie on Nov 24, 2009 20:40:52 GMT -5
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. I thought I read somewhere that Obama had papers, too. Zig Zag, I believe. LOLOL ok you got me there!
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Post by dolphie on Nov 25, 2009 15:50:23 GMT -5
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there, little girl, I'm President Obama.
What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
Kittens." little Suzy said.
How old are they? Asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.
Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day, and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "Id love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Independents." Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... But... Yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
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Post by cemilne on Dec 1, 2009 22:40:25 GMT -5
> INTERNET > WARNING: > > > > If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," > don't open it... > > > > It contains a nude photo of Nancy > Pelosi
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Post by Turk on Dec 4, 2009 11:34:49 GMT -5
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Post by Turk on Dec 4, 2009 11:35:55 GMT -5
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Post by Turk on Dec 4, 2009 11:36:55 GMT -5
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Post by Turk on Dec 4, 2009 11:42:27 GMT -5
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Post by Turk on Dec 4, 2009 11:43:59 GMT -5
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Post by Tired in CV on Dec 8, 2009 3:38:36 GMT -5
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate. Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.” At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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Post by Jack on Dec 14, 2009 16:03:26 GMT -5
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