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Post by Jack on Jan 31, 2009 15:54:25 GMT -5
CM, Classic! Whenever I read Dave Barry I always picture Harry Anderson from the old "Dave's World" TV show.
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Post by Jack on Jan 31, 2009 22:13:28 GMT -5
Maybe we need a separate Joke Center category for political cartoons.
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Post by Jack on Jan 31, 2009 22:15:26 GMT -5
One more.
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Post by Jack on Feb 2, 2009 18:10:07 GMT -5
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Post by Jack on Feb 3, 2009 16:31:50 GMT -5
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Post by Jack on Feb 4, 2009 13:17:15 GMT -5
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Post by CM on Feb 4, 2009 18:22:31 GMT -5
'You know you're a redneck when......
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your truck will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. 19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 20. You can spit without opening your mouth. 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it. 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side. 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart. 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements. 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
#16 is the only one that applies to me
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Post by Jack on Feb 5, 2009 16:13:09 GMT -5
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Post by Jack on Feb 5, 2009 16:21:04 GMT -5
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Post by CM on Feb 6, 2009 14:50:46 GMT -5
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Post by Jack on Feb 6, 2009 15:18:33 GMT -5
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Post by bruce on Feb 6, 2009 20:46:46 GMT -5
Love the cartoons!And the redneck jokes were great.
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Post by Jester on Feb 7, 2009 0:55:13 GMT -5
Since we now have a new president ....some political humor might be in store. The following is a funny and true story occurring in an AP Government class at
Santa Fe High School.
In one civics class, the young adults were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States. It was pretty simple.
The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.
Bet you think you know where this is going.........
The class was just taking it in and letting her rant but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating...
"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"
They walk among us!
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Post by Jack on Feb 7, 2009 13:12:58 GMT -5
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Post by Jack on Feb 8, 2009 11:58:51 GMT -5
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