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Post by moderator on Jan 5, 2009 0:10:57 GMT -5
Post your jokes here. ;D
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Post by CM on Jan 5, 2009 0:22:28 GMT -5
I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a few friends who have chemical engineering backgrounds, and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, and martinis into urine.
And, we're pretty damn good at it, too!!
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Post by jackoliver on Jan 5, 2009 12:11:30 GMT -5
JOKE ON AMERICA= BUSH/CHENEY...
TOO BAD ITS NOT FUNNY
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Post by CM on Jan 6, 2009 12:55:30 GMT -5
This guy ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank, the subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought the vehicle to its knees. It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60lb tangle wrapped around the driveshaft. This genius complained that the vehicle had a "shimmy" when driving at high speeds. This is what the dealership found...............
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Post by IrishMike on Jan 6, 2009 21:19:15 GMT -5
Not meant to be offensive,just funny. 2 gay couples-1 couple is lesbians and 1 couple is men,they are both moving from San Diego to Phoenix and start moving the same day.Which couple makes it to Phoenix first?The lesbians,why?Because the gay guys are still packing their shit.LOL.
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Post by IrishMike on Jan 6, 2009 21:29:42 GMT -5
Wanna know what's really funny?I always shave my head with electric shaver when I hit the gym.The damn thing quit cutting about 2/3's way through my haircut,now I'm sitting here with a huge clump of hair on the side of my head waiting for my wife to bring some new clippers from the mall on her way home from work(J.C.Penny),lol.What do you call a half bald guy?IrishMike,lol.
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Post by CM on Jan 6, 2009 21:38:00 GMT -5
Wanna know what's really funny?I always shave my head with electric shaver when I hit the gym.The damn thing quit cutting about 2/3's way through my haircut,now I'm sitting here with a huge clump of hair on the side of my head waiting for my wife to bring some new clippers from the mall on her way home from work(J.C.Penny),lol.What do you call a half bald guy?IrishMike,lol. I don’t know Mike but it sure is damn funny as far as I’m concerned. Take a picture and post it here.
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Post by IrishMike on Jan 6, 2009 21:57:04 GMT -5
I have to learn how to get pictures from my Dig Cam to the computer.I wasn't laughing earlier when the damn thing quit cutting,damn it,lol.
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Post by CM on Jan 6, 2009 22:14:38 GMT -5
Thanks for the ckle.
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Post by CM on Jan 7, 2009 17:38:33 GMT -5
Listen To What Al Roker Says About Half-Naked Skier On Lift. LOL!
Roker's comment is at the end of the video.
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Post by CM on Jan 8, 2009 10:52:56 GMT -5
Bailout Hearings
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Post by jackoliver on Jan 8, 2009 14:10:28 GMT -5
Not meant to be offensive,just funny. 2 gay couples-1 couple is lesbians and 1 couple is men,they are both moving from San Diego to Phoenix and start moving the same day.Which couple makes it to Phoenix first?The lesbians,why?Because the gay guys are still packing their shit.LOL. Sorry Mike, Im not gay, but I do find this offensive. that sounds like macho ignorant locker room gay bashing talk to me. try asking a gay person if they find this funny. do you have any gay friends? Youve always seemed more reasonable than this?
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Post by IrishMike on Jan 8, 2009 19:27:46 GMT -5
Jack O I find nothing reasonable about one man lining up another man unless he's the quarterback.I find the whole gay marriage issue to be a joke and not a funny one.Letterman had no problem joking about a rch being torched.And this is far from "bashing",what they are trying to do to "marriage "is bashing.I'm sure you find many items as offensive,but that's life.
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Post by CM on Jan 8, 2009 20:34:36 GMT -5
Not meant to be offensive,just funny. 2 gay couples-1 couple is lesbians and 1 couple is men,they are both moving from San Diego to Phoenix and start moving the same day.Which couple makes it to Phoenix first?The lesbians,why?Because the gay guys are still packing their shit.LOL. Sorry Mike, Im not gay, but I do find this offensive. that sounds like macho ignorant locker room gay bashing talk to me. try asking a gay person if they find this funny. do you have any gay friends? Youve always seemed more reasonable than this? Jack Oliver, the majority of the gay community would not find this offensive. If you do I think it is your problem. Don’t be overly sensitive when the very people you think you are protecting would say “I can shop all day.”
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Post by jackoliver on Jan 8, 2009 20:38:44 GMT -5
I DARE ANY OF YOU TO TELL THIS JOKE TO A GAY STRANGER AND ASK IF HE IS OFFENDED.
We all have our own opinions about gay marriage and that is fine, this is america.
but gay bashing is gay bashing is gay bashing.
At least be adult enough to know the difference. and being a gay basher is your right as well. America if full of untollerant people. Not picking on you two, just giving my opinion.
ON A LIGHTER NOTE , I HAVE A JOKE.
OPINIONS ARE LIKE A HOLES. WE ALL HAVE ONE.
NOW THAT IF FING FUNNY ;D
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