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Post by cemilne on Nov 11, 2009 21:28:01 GMT -5
Speaking of Alabama, Attachments:
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Post by Turk on Nov 11, 2009 22:39:46 GMT -5
And sandbags to boot Roll Tide
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raddy
Man On The Street
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Post by raddy on Nov 11, 2009 23:19:45 GMT -5
Don't talk about my house
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raddy
Man On The Street
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Post by raddy on Nov 11, 2009 23:21:15 GMT -5
yeeehaw got them there tigers beat
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Post by cemilne on Nov 11, 2009 23:32:37 GMT -5
Corn Maze For Blondes Attachments:
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Post by Turk on Nov 11, 2009 23:36:31 GMT -5
That's funny
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Post by cemilne on Nov 12, 2009 0:20:27 GMT -5
Why I won't go to Africa
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Post by cemilne on Nov 12, 2009 0:22:21 GMT -5
I just want to be able to post a pic without bugging you or Dolphie
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Post by johng on Nov 12, 2009 16:47:06 GMT -5
I just want to be able to post a pic without bugging you or Dolphie The receiving Elephant seems a bit surprised by the attention.
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Post by johng on Nov 12, 2009 17:46:47 GMT -5
As Only the Irish can..
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship" As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, Ahh "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde...
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!
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Post by cemilne on Nov 12, 2009 21:34:19 GMT -5
Mexican Recliners Attachments:
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Post by cemilne on Nov 12, 2009 21:36:21 GMT -5
White Trash? Attachments:
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Post by dolphie on Nov 12, 2009 23:02:12 GMT -5
Blonde Password...
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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Post by dolphie on Nov 12, 2009 23:03:42 GMT -5
Subject: Mexican Delicacy
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico .. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!' The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.' The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.' The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor... Sometimes the bull wins.'
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Post by cemilne on Nov 12, 2009 23:08:11 GMT -5
Blonde Password... During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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