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Jun 22, 2013 11:50:45 GMT -5
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A young man with pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE being on welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter thought for a moment and said. "Your timing is excellent. We just received a job opening from a very wealthy old man. He wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. As part of your job you'll have to drive around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL and he'll supply your clothes." The social worker went on to say, "The hours may be long, so meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but also as part of your job you must satisfy her sexual urges. She's in her mid-20's and apparently she has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull s-----n' me!" The social worker said,"Yeah, well... You started it." .....
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Jun 24, 2013 1:49:00 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2013 1:49:00 GMT -5
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.
"You crafty little basperson," said the genie
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Jun 24, 2013 3:01:34 GMT -5
Post by jdredd on Jun 24, 2013 3:01:34 GMT -5
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish. The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever." "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life." "OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt. "You crafty little basperson," said the genie good one
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Jun 24, 2013 18:20:15 GMT -5
Post by cemilne on Jun 24, 2013 18:20:15 GMT -5
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish. The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever." "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life." "OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt. "You crafty little basperson," said the genie good one Dittos
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Jun 25, 2013 20:29:01 GMT -5
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Jun 26, 2013 1:10:28 GMT -5
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Jun 26, 2013 1:14:08 GMT -5
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Jun 26, 2013 1:19:26 GMT -5
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Jun 26, 2013 1:25:33 GMT -5
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Jun 26, 2013 1:34:15 GMT -5
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Jun 26, 2013 1:47:46 GMT -5
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Wait! Wait! So when a Illegal piece of sh*t gets killed while committing a crime, Killed by a American for defending his or her self, liberals go nuts want americans locked up for killing their voters! Here we have a Italian Immigrant who came here LEGALLY Gets killed in a anti gun free zone liberal city that citizens are not allowed to get a gun and or even carry a gun for protection, That poor soul who came to America for a dream came here Legally and open his own shop to start a business! and he gets killed by a scum! liberals was silent if a Legal Immigrant gets killed to them nothing to see move along! When a Illegal gets killed they scream bloody murder! www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/22/italian-immigrant-gunned-down-in-chicago-confronted-suspect-to-save-wife/?test=latestnews
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Jun 27, 2013 11:55:08 GMT -5
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Jun 29, 2013 11:29:26 GMT -5
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I hope this does go through if they get enough recall sigs to remove this POS out, This Hispanic decent do not like this traitor POS working for the commiecrap liberals, Even my Facebook friends who are Hispanic do not like Commie liberal Democraps! We despised Illegals! They take jobs away from American & LEGAL Latinos! dcclothesline.com/2013/06/28/florida-moves-to-recall-marco-rubio/
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